God.  What the hell ... is up with her ...

 

And Lindsay Lohan and Hilary Duff.  Like, is anorexic the new 'thang'!?

 

No offense, but I like being 'fat'.  -_-.

 

YEAH!  I have a new beef ... with anorexic sluts ... they should burn.  And eat a damn cheeseburger or two, even.  Seriously.  People that get liposuction, they should get someone to pump their extra fat into the anorexic sluts.  >.>

 

If I went anorexic all of a sudden, I'd be hauled in for questioning and be like ... shoved french fries.  I should do it, and be like, "I JUST WANTED TO LOOK LIKE NICOLE RICHIE!"  Yeah.  That's all the beef I got for today.

 

I just wanted to complain about ... anorexic sluts ... but I'm good now.

 

<3 the fat,

Megan!

Elmo was assassinated by Oscar over a franchizing agreement.  HOMIGAWED!  Weee.

 

Anyway, I'm going to fill out some random questions because I have really no purpose for this blog.  I just wanted to do it.  Yup.  SO here we go, with some random questions:

 

... Yes.  Definately a random question.  Anyway, they're kind of like a blue, like sticky tack.  Yeah, that kind of blue.  I don't like sticky tack.  But last year, Amanda used to put it on her finger nails and it was really weird.  Okay.  Anyway.  NEXT!

 

How many people are you talking to?
Welp, right now, I am only talking to people on MSN ... and lemme' see ... I am talking to seven people right now.  Landon, Chris, Erik, Taylor, and a few other gimpies.  Like Mike.  Anyway.  Yeah.  I'm just chatting it up, not with many people, but I'M STILL CHATTING IT UP!

 

Are you a lesbian?
AHHH, NO.  I'm not.  >.>  *cough cough.*  LMFAO.  No, I'm not.  I'M AS STRAIGHT AS THIS LINE!  "~" ... Hehe.  Kidding.  I just had to throw this one in for Chris.

 

Well, I'm listening to an oldie ... and it's a very good song.  And I learned about it off of "Sex and the City" ... they were talking about Billy Joel, and mentioned the song, and I went off and downloaded it.  Yup.  The song is ... "Uptown Girl" by Billy Joel.  =D.  Yeah.  It's awesome. AND IT OWNS YOUR ASS!  *jigs.*

 

My goal for next year is to get an acting part in the Drama festival.  >.>  This year, I was just make up, and blahhh ... kind of boring ... when it could be so much more exciting!  =O!  Lmao.  Anyway, yeah.  I would just rather try out the acting bit.  I wonder if I could find the courage to try out ... =D ... WE WILL SEE!  I'm a drama queen, so I wonder if I could ... you know, channel it!

 

Well, I didn't exactly buy it, but we went and bought "The Chronicles of Narnia", first movie in the series, and it's pretty good.  I like it.  Yipee.  Anyway.  I always laugh at the sad parts, and stuff ... you know in "Star Wars" when Padmé goes ... "Anikan, you're breaking my heart!"  I always kill myself laughing there.

 

I have this framed picture of Marilyn Monroe, and she's standing over the vent, and her skirt is flying up.  You know, the trademark Monroe thing.  Anyway, I like it.  It's classy.  I found it stashed away, and I was like, =O!

 

*nods and sniffles.*  I WANT BON BONS!  =(

 

Well ... yeah ...

 

BECAUSE, ASSHOLE, I AM!  v_v.

 

...

 

I'd have to say my favorite game of all time would be "The Sims" ... any version, that is.  I love that game sooo much.  O_O.  It's so addicting.  Lol.  Like, let's have a family of eight, and BREED BREED BREED!  INCEST, YES!

 

Well, that is all for today.  Tune in next time, viewers!  By the way, Taylor is coming to Yorkton to stay with me next weekend.  YEAH!

 

Ciao,

Megan.

 

What a great welcome for a birthday.  I just spent the past two hours bawling my eyes out.

 

I hate life.  Can I quit yet?

 

No?

 

Please?

 

Pretty please?

 

Fine.

 

-Megan. 

 

 

I change my mind.  It was okay.  And yeah.  Meh.  It was okay.  Anyway.  I was just out driving for like half an hour.  I love it ... I haven't done anything drastic, just in the little areas.  But oh well.  =D Yipee.

 

I got some nice cake.  Yum.

 

-Megan