Well, this kind of took me a while ... but I have good reasoning!
1. T.V. has been really good lately.

2. See "1" for more details.
3. See two, rinse, and repeat.

Well, that was daddy ... fer shooo ...

I'm just writing some stuff because I'm bored and my basement smells like vinegar.  Or cabbage.  Sauerkraut even ... best of both worlds.  Anyway, I'm going to turn on some tunes, lay in bed ... and think about carnies ... carnies are so fascinating.

 

This totally sucks though.  I have a cold sore ... damn herpes of the mouth!

DAY 1
Cotton candy is known to cause short children.

Come on people ... just stick to your opinion, and I'll be happy.  One day, people are saying the more clothes you wear, the better ... 1900's for example ... and nowadays, a tube top for a shirt and a tube top for a skirt works out.

Not much more I can say, except if you believe something, stick to it, okay?

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DAY 2
Whoever said cotton candy is known to cause short children ... what a bleep.

My life is a black abyss.  I was eating cereal, and I leaned over to grab the remote.  Anyway, so I was holding the remote and I found out it didn't have any batteries in in.  It was so fascinating that I was holding my bowl at like, a 90 degree angle, and I spilled milk on my blanket.  Screw it, I shall cry over my spilled milk!  I shall sob, weep ... and uh, yeah.

So, now that we have that useless information covered, let me just tell you that I never attempted the "Koala Bear Operation 210".  I pulled the thing out in Physics, and the teacher gave me a questioning glance.  In fear, I flung it at an unknown chemical and suddenly, the whole class turned into giant pickles/picklettes with Accounting books.  Fortunately, I never got kicked out of class!  Some other kid almost did though.  He forced a spawn of Japanese Furbies to attack the giant pickles/picklettes with Accounting books.  No.  Wait.  I think they were Chinese Furbies.  It was hard to tell ... hey, they could have been Korean for all I know!  I sort of assumed Japanese, but now that I think about it, they could have been Chinese, Thai, Cambodian?   Well, the details might be a bit off in that story, but ... it's like, late.  And that's my excuse, and I'm sticking to it.

Anyway, the point of this blog ... right!  So I was talking to my friend the other night, whose name I would never disclose ... *cough*BillGates*cough*.  Nawww, but that would kind of be cool, hey?  People reading are like, you are such a hardcore nerd, who would want to meet Bill GATES!  HAAA.  I'm like, you know, he paid me just for chasing some seagulls off his jet.  And then, the jealousy kicks in.  BUT, OKAY.  So I was talking to this mystery person, and we both agree that people have become way too serious lately.  It's like, you need to put on a hippie costume with a nametag that says, "My name is RAINBOWS AND BUTTERFLIES!" and run around screaming, "WHO'S YOUR DADDY!  IS HE HOT LIKE ME!?"  Because you are THAT far gone.  Yup.  I dunno'.  I think people just need to shut up, let go, and have fun.  Just saying.

P.S.  HYPNOTIST, FRIDAY!  Yipee.

A good friend once told me that this corny quote, the title of my blog, reminded them of me.

I was thinking.  Would I get kicked out of class if I brought a McDonald's koala bear toy with me and taped it to my shoulder, and had random conversation with it during the class?  I think it's worth attempting.

I mean, I never got kicked out of class for smuggling alcohol in there that one day …
"Is that Smirnoff in your hand, young lady?"
"No sir, it's Dasani water!"
"But it says Smi-"
"Sh, they're testing out some new labels."

Yeah, it's a true story, kids.  But don't try it at home.  Your parents will indeed take your alcohol, and drink it with their boozer friends.  No, they probably won't, but ... it's a known fact, even ask ... MTV, or whoever you kids listen to nowadays.

Anyway, I was thinking, maybe I should take a trip far away in a bit.  Sip on pina coladas with a man named Bernie that smells like the inside of a wooden leg.  As long as he knows how to dance, that's all.  Well, if I never make the trip, I'll just buy a miniature donkey named Pete, and sell alarm clocks for the rest of my life.  And eventually marry a carnie.  Yipee.  And that whole thing was just a total random figment of my retardation.  But, to sum this whole blog up, for those of you who don't care enough to read the whole thing.

In a recent study, Greek Mormons were found as equally hated as homosexual Jews.

So, I was thinking, kids ... why is there so much hate and crime in the world?  I mean, why can't we up the "good-nay" and bring down the "ex-nay" ... That was corny, I should go staple myself to a dart board.  I don't know what the point of this blog was.  I just wanted to say ...

"If you're going to plan a mass suicide, why don't you at least plan a giant orgy beforehand?  Hey, then you all might even changed your minds!"

Aha ... ahahahahah.  And this blog was totally worth it.

A new semester, new changes ... I'm not quite sure if I'm excited or dreadful, just because my next classes are going to be quite difficult.  Physics, that'll be just a pleasant experience ... considering the teacher wants to smack me upside the head every two minutes.  He threatened to have one of his students break in my kneecaps even.  I'm not saying names.  And I'm not saying the man is out to get me, but I'm not saying much anyway.

And of course, exams.  Now, I'm no expert on exams, considering my marks are excellent ... until I write the exam, and my marks drop ten percent.  Honestly.  But, I am going to give some pointers on what I think are great ways for preparing for exams!

1.  Okay, now, this is one of my most crucial studying habits, because it clears the mind and lets you relax a little.  I don't care if it's fourty below or fourty above out there; take a walk.  I always go for a walk with my tunes a-blaring, just because the fresh air and the exercise gets you all cleared out (if you understand what I'm saying).  Some people, they wake up, study until the break of dawn, sleep for about a couple hours, and then they are back up and at it again like a hamster on a wheel.  Honestly though, your mind will turn to gooey shit if you don't give yourself time to readjust and breathe.  It won't soak up any of that goodness; it'll be like filling a sieve with sand.  And for all you that have read Fahrenheit 451, you know that's a baaad thing.

2.  Eat healthy during this time.  You may be like, "What the hell?" but let me just say, that when you eat healthy, you have more energy and you feel better.  Therefore, you are more rejuvinated and can do more studying.  My teacher's friend, all she ate during her exam studying time was junk, junk, junk.  She ended up passing out in her room from her lacking diet, and it was not good.  Don't believe me?  Well, too bad, I'll just be the one to benefit from my celery and ... eggs.  Rawr!

3.  Dance in your living room to Madonna, or music from the 80's.  Now.  I may be the only one who participates in the voodoo activity, but if I'm sitting there studying and the dog is pissing me off and my dad won't shut up ... I'll just turn on my stereo in the living room and PUUUMP IT!  Yeah.  Now like ten cars are going to be parked outside of my living room watching.  Oooh boy.

if i honeztly typd my shiz like dis al the tim do u no how anoyn that wud b to read.  i mean honstly r u folwin tis?  oops *folowin.  hahaha t ypo!  oopz ok wel for thos of u tat typ like tis ...

DARN YOU!  Lmfao.  Seriously, for those with an I.Q. above 100, can you please resort to human talk?  Scrap the cavemen talk?  I mean, I've read Flowers for Algernon before, and honestly, people will mistake you for a mentally challenged bimbo when you type in such a manner.  I know there's something called free will or whatever, but if there wasn't ... I would be smashing a whip against your ignorant fingers!  I know, I'm perfect and all, so it's hard for me to get on your cases ... but really, do you want people looking down on your sorry asses day in and day out!?  Do you want to be treated better than a peanut shoved up a felon's ... you know what!?  Then do I have something for you.  GRAMMAR, that's what it's called.  I mean, we won't get  into comma splice or run-on sentences ... just some simple decency to the  people around you.  I think my eyes have taken enough wincing and burning for one lifetime.

Let's try an example.  If you are too lazy to fix grammar and spelling, which is understandable, you can merely try one or the other with an easy flick of your finger!  Now, I am giving up precious homework time to teach you simple elementary school grammar and spelling, so you honestly must consider.

Without grammar or spelling:
"ic"
With grammar:
"Ic."
With spelling:
"i see"
With grammar and spelling:
"I see."

Now, big golden star for you if you can achieve grammar and spelling!  Big red checkmark if you don't achieve anything.  This is going no where, so I'll just go sulk in my corner and watch infomercials, while playing with some lego.

Apparently, I should so totally blog again, because some kids said I should ... LMAO!  Because they actually read them.  So, as a first blog of the new year ... YOU GUYS SUCK AT CURLING!  You know who you are.

 

-Megan. <3

 

MORE TO COME!

Well.  School.

 

Pretty neat, I guess.  My teacher's are alright, I like last year's better.  Ummm ...

 

Welp, that's all I really got to say.  Except, I feel pretty shitastic right now.  So ... you know.  Oh yeah.  Party this Friday, that'll be interesting.

 

I'm slacking off so much in school, it's not even funny.  It's horrible.  I can't get back into the groove.  Tehe.  =S.

 

-Megan.  <3.

 

By the next month, I'll be working my brain super good.

It's ...

 

BAAAAAAAAAAACKKK!

 

Damn, hey?  So, registration was pretty sweet.  Scarred some little wee grade nines for life.  Of course, that's my style, so don't fret. 

 

Anyways.  I'll give a decent blog once I have a day of classes, and know what the hell I'm up against.  Coming to you live, from August 28th!  First day.

 

DON'T CHA JUST LOVE SCHOOL?

 

If you do, slit your wrists and drown yourself in your own pathetic blood.

 

Love,

-Megan!  <3

I'm happy, happy, happy.  It's great.  I've been doing more stuff for me, and it's making me happy.  =)

 

Summer has been good, I guess.  I canoed 90 km ... yeah.  We'll just leave it at that.  Go camp!

 

I super don't want to go back to school, but yet I'm excited?  It's weird.  I cleaned out my binders, I guess I'm gonna' reuse em.  ANYWAY, I'm like, ewww, school.  I super need like another month.  Ergh.  But um, yeah.  What's new?  Not much.

 

I also hate this new MSN layout thing, it's like, sheesh, stop changing crap, you be pissing me off.  Lol.  Who here is with me!  I know you are, I know you are.

 

Do people even read these?  I doubt it.  It's okay.  I live with it.  I just say, "Yesss." 

 

Love, peace, and all that mad and good stuff,

Megan

Yesss.

 

It's warm, and fun, and funner!

 

Funner isn't a word, is it.  Nope, but I don't care!  BECAUSE IT'S SUMMER!  IT'S ... FUMMER!  Right.

 

Anyway, I went to camp with Taylor, and that was pretty pimp.  Only a couple things to say about it ... what's one of these?  Lmfao.  Yeah.  Annnd ... we didn't have to do dining hall once ... and ... ah, I unno', just lots of good times.  TUBING, YEAH!

 

And then I went to my cabin, and just chilled with my 3rd generation folks ... yeah.  I went windsurfing!  Yes.  For like two seconds at a time.  BUT YES.  I was pretty awesome (you know it, too).  I might have some pictures, if I get them from my GP (grandpa).  Loads of fun.

 

I just visited Shané, yay, and that was cool.  Back in the great SK! (WATCHUR GIRL!  Lmfao.)

 

Not much to say right now, but ...

 

LOVE, PEACE, AND ALL THAT JAZZ!

 

-Megan.

 

P.S. <3 God and the Earth and strawberries.

God.  What the hell ... is up with her ...

 

And Lindsay Lohan and Hilary Duff.  Like, is anorexic the new 'thang'!?

 

No offense, but I like being 'fat'.  -_-.

 

YEAH!  I have a new beef ... with anorexic sluts ... they should burn.  And eat a damn cheeseburger or two, even.  Seriously.  People that get liposuction, they should get someone to pump their extra fat into the anorexic sluts.  >.>

 

If I went anorexic all of a sudden, I'd be hauled in for questioning and be like ... shoved french fries.  I should do it, and be like, "I JUST WANTED TO LOOK LIKE NICOLE RICHIE!"  Yeah.  That's all the beef I got for today.

 

I just wanted to complain about ... anorexic sluts ... but I'm good now.

 

<3 the fat,

Megan!

Elmo was assassinated by Oscar over a franchizing agreement.  HOMIGAWED!  Weee.

 

Anyway, I'm going to fill out some random questions because I have really no purpose for this blog.  I just wanted to do it.  Yup.  SO here we go, with some random questions:

 

... Yes.  Definately a random question.  Anyway, they're kind of like a blue, like sticky tack.  Yeah, that kind of blue.  I don't like sticky tack.  But last year, Amanda used to put it on her finger nails and it was really weird.  Okay.  Anyway.  NEXT!

 

How many people are you talking to?
Welp, right now, I am only talking to people on MSN ... and lemme' see ... I am talking to seven people right now.  Landon, Chris, Erik, Taylor, and a few other gimpies.  Like Mike.  Anyway.  Yeah.  I'm just chatting it up, not with many people, but I'M STILL CHATTING IT UP!

 

Are you a lesbian?
AHHH, NO.  I'm not.  >.>  *cough cough.*  LMFAO.  No, I'm not.  I'M AS STRAIGHT AS THIS LINE!  "~" ... Hehe.  Kidding.  I just had to throw this one in for Chris.

 

Well, I'm listening to an oldie ... and it's a very good song.  And I learned about it off of "Sex and the City" ... they were talking about Billy Joel, and mentioned the song, and I went off and downloaded it.  Yup.  The song is ... "Uptown Girl" by Billy Joel.  =D.  Yeah.  It's awesome. AND IT OWNS YOUR ASS!  *jigs.*

 

My goal for next year is to get an acting part in the Drama festival.  >.>  This year, I was just make up, and blahhh ... kind of boring ... when it could be so much more exciting!  =O!  Lmao.  Anyway, yeah.  I would just rather try out the acting bit.  I wonder if I could find the courage to try out ... =D ... WE WILL SEE!  I'm a drama queen, so I wonder if I could ... you know, channel it!

 

Well, I didn't exactly buy it, but we went and bought "The Chronicles of Narnia", first movie in the series, and it's pretty good.  I like it.  Yipee.  Anyway.  I always laugh at the sad parts, and stuff ... you know in "Star Wars" when Padmé goes ... "Anikan, you're breaking my heart!"  I always kill myself laughing there.

 

I have this framed picture of Marilyn Monroe, and she's standing over the vent, and her skirt is flying up.  You know, the trademark Monroe thing.  Anyway, I like it.  It's classy.  I found it stashed away, and I was like, =O!

 

*nods and sniffles.*  I WANT BON BONS!  =(

 

Well ... yeah ...

 

BECAUSE, ASSHOLE, I AM!  v_v.

 

...

 

I'd have to say my favorite game of all time would be "The Sims" ... any version, that is.  I love that game sooo much.  O_O.  It's so addicting.  Lol.  Like, let's have a family of eight, and BREED BREED BREED!  INCEST, YES!

 

Well, that is all for today.  Tune in next time, viewers!  By the way, Taylor is coming to Yorkton to stay with me next weekend.  YEAH!

 

Ciao,

Megan.

 

What a great welcome for a birthday.  I just spent the past two hours bawling my eyes out.

 

I hate life.  Can I quit yet?

 

No?

 

Please?

 

Pretty please?

 

Fine.

 

-Megan. 

 

 

I change my mind.  It was okay.  And yeah.  Meh.  It was okay.  Anyway.  I was just out driving for like half an hour.  I love it ... I haven't done anything drastic, just in the little areas.  But oh well.  =D Yipee.

 

I got some nice cake.  Yum.

 

-Megan

I have a magazine picture in my room ... it says "Tobacco is whacko if you're a teen" and it is a very cool ... I was at the doctors office once, and carefully ripped it out.  Am I weird?  I think so!

 

It's been a while, I suppose.  Everyday, I say to myself, "I think you should make a blog today."  But then, the day becomes tomorrow and I was too lazy.  =)  Well ... a lot has happened ... shitty days, good days ... days.  "Aye!  I second that."  Lmfao.  That was my erm, other personality. 

 

I'm sort of ... anxious right now.  Why?  Well, I think I bombed this math test ... I know I did.  Because I didn't finish multiple questions.  I'm anxious right now ... but I don't care how I did on that test.  Naw, I'm lying, I do.  Actually, my math mark is going to drop magnificently ... XD ... After this math fair thing is done, I really, really want to drop out of AP.  I'm not smart enough to be in it.  o_O!  I don't have the skillz, unfortunately.  v_v.  That'd be cool if I did, but I don't.  I have the English skillz though?  I guess I got the yes to English/no to Math gene.  That's okay.  I don't think he'll let me drop out anyway.  I really doubt it.  He'll think it's because I did bad on this one test ... but ... no.  Gar.  Off of this topic.

 

So.  Lots of stuff has happened ... yup.  I went ice fishing and caught three fish.  And, my Social teacher told me off for the first time.  LMFAO.  Those are my two remarkable events.  Yesss.  That, and today, I tried to watch some college basketball ... Yuck.  Only for you Chris, only for you.  XD  <3

 

So like ... no one is on MSN right now, ya' know.  I'm talking to Dayton, and that's it.  GAR.  Hmmm.  And I'm listening to Fall Out Boy ... oooh, FOB, I know!  o_o.  Sundays are so lame ... there is school the next day, and it haunts you with unfinished homework.  Stupid homework.  I hate school.  I HATE IT.  >.>  Truthfully, I do, I really do.  I don't hate like ... school ... because I like talking with my friends, and hanging out.  I just hate classes ... xD.  LMFAO.  Did that make sense, or WHAT!

 

Great.  Dayton just informed me, that we miss all tomorrow basically to go see Hoja ... I love Hoja ... LMFAO.  Some gay ass band from my hometown ... Saskatoon ... =D.  But they rock.  Why do they rock?  Because we get to see them and miss school.  AND.  Because, they don't use instruments, only their voices.  It's cool.

 

One time ... my friend said that he wouldn't die, that God would only lose his rag doll.

 

Anyway.  I'm done now.  So.  Ciao.

 

<3 Megan

 

P.S. <3 Chris.  =D

Yesss ... ouchie.  I broke/sprained my thumb.  v_V.  It hurts a lot.  See, I was coming out of the cabin, and then whabam ... the huge metal door got shut on my thumb.  x_x.  Yeah.  It may sound pretty ... like, not so bad, but it was.  It took off a whole bunch of skin.  It's gross.  Oh well.  I'm weak anyway ... I like fainted when I was coming/going to the kitchen to grab the First Aid kit.  o_o.  Lmfao.  Then my dad caught me and found me a chair.  =D  Yay.  I always get sick/faintish whenever I get hurt or have any pain at all.  Not cold/heat though ... just like pain.

 

But yeah ... I was like, the only 'youth' to sleep in a quinzee.  =D  It was warm.  I liked it ... o_o.  Meh.  I love the cold anyway, so it was like ... heheee.  o_o.  So for most people, it probably would have been freezing, but for me it was like ... mhmmm, just right.  The past two nights before, I had like ... cooked, basically.  Sooo I needed that.  And then that one night ... Gill and I were up until like four ... ahhh. 

 

So yeah.  Life's good ... haven't started my homework yet ... just leaving it ... until ... whenever.  I feel sooo sick ... or else I would have started it.  But I feel so sick right now.  Just like throwing up everywhere ... ughz.  Oh well.  Me going back to watching the Olympics now.  =D  I need a haircut sooo bad.  Alright.

 

Toodles,

Megan

 

P.S. <3 Chris.  =)

 

Lmfao.  I unno'.  I was just looking around ... and I saw an orange juice container and it said unsweetened.  o_o.

 

Yupppeh ... So.  I should be packing right now.  But I don't feel like it.  I'm more feeling like ... laying down, sleeping and stuff.  So tired.

 

But cha ... CHAAA ... chahaha.  >.>

 

I'm currently listening to ... Landed.  By Ben Folds.  And ... I'm yawning.  o_o.  There's not much to put here.  Other than anyone who wants to contact me, you won't be able to until Sunday afternoon!  Yesss.  I'll be sleeping in the snow.  o_o.  

 

I know you wanna' do ittt ... you know I wanna' do it too.  Out here on the dance floor ... We can make sandwiches.  You can be the bun, and I can be the burger girl ... I know you wanna' do it ... we can make sandwiches.  LMFAO.  Goddd.  That song is so ... retarded.  Oh well.  *dances.*

 

o_o.  Anyway.  So.  I should be packing ... but apparently the others haven't either.  o_o.  I'm talking ... on MSN with some of them.  Lmfao.  I'm so illiterate right now ... I'm like ... "The cat ... wants ... blue eyes.  o_o.  YES!"

 

This was just so I could amuse myself for eight or so minutes.  <3

 

Say more on Monday?

Megan

 

 

Yes.  That's what it is.

 

<3 ...

 

I'm not sure really what to put here.  Except ... I love all my valentines!  =)  Heart heart.

 

Have a good one guys.  Remember to take that birth control!  o_o.  Hem hem ... Anyway, I was just thinking out loud again.

 

Anyway.  I have played a lot of Sims lately.  It's been crazy.  Right now, it's 12:28 AM ... And I'm just really tired.  So I'm going to bed.  I'll talk to most of you soon.  Like tomorrow ... so just ... whatever.  =)

 

Happy Valentine's Day,

Megan